Mother of God. You’re actively apologizing for one of the biggest economic blights in the US? I guess Trump supporters have to come from somewhere.

You realize crime rates go up when a Walmart moves in, right?

I have a risotto recipe that calls for the same thing. Punk ass kids these days. Get off my lawn and take your fucking sous vide baggies with you!

Or you could have some self-respect and not go into one of those shitholes at all.

Fuck short-shorts. I need pockets. Cargo shorts for life!

Everyone in our house is down to every other day showers and the cost savings on our water bill is fantastic. In fact, we got a notice from the water department saying they had to check our meter since we were clearly using too little.

You realize computers control the launches of all spacecraft, right? Auto-landers are commonplace on commercial aircraft.

Ah yes. Aaron Sorkin eat your heart out.

Meh, too high a price with Amazon Prime and Netflix already being paid for. I think I’ll continue to just grab their series on DVD from the library when they roll out.

I’m not sure how other countries handle it, but in the US, any evidence obtained illegally is inadmissible in a court of law. It can, however, point investigators in the right direction and then get the proper warrants.

That single piece of glass windshield/roof/rear window combo is going to be freakishly expensive to replace when you get a chip/crack in the front and the whole thing has to go. Not to mention no glass shop is going to be able to replace it on-site like they do now.

That’s a function of the baker (on-site or whomever they order it from), not the overall corporate attitude of “give the mouth-breathers the cheapest shit that shouldn’t kill them.”

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Well, if you never venture beyond Wal-Mart, that’s what you’re going to get.

Meanwhile...

This is going to piss off so many “alternative cure” freaks on Facebook. I can’t wait.

I like the improv principles of “Yes and...” much better.

Since hard water is just an excess of minerals in the water (calcium and magnesium), just about any acid should do the trick.

More people need to use styles in Word. Inline changes to text are Satan’s work.

I just feel for future genealogists who will look back on all this and ask “what the ever-loving-fuck were these people thinking?! Who married whom and where did they come from?!”