The blood-stained logo teases the horrors within.

Game of Thrones fans! Did you love it when that guy’s head exploded? And remember how dark it was when we burned that child? WELL HAVE WE GOT A SHOW FOR YOU!

Wouldn’t the more logical punishment be that he is now ONLY allowed to fly Spirit Airlines? I don’t know what justice is anymore.

wrong article, delete-able.

You brave man. Deadspin/Jezebel are the most dangerous splices, the most thrilling high-stakes adrenaline rush kinja-ing this side of Hulk Hogan’s wiener. Wear a helmet.

Not sure why the mascot had to look like the typical SLU Sigma Chi brah, but’s that’s real.

I’m outraged that Preston Guilmet has a dong in his youth charity logo. I mean he’s a pitcher for god’s sake!

Amazing how culture differs across the world. My wife said they should be smooth. I always try to tell her the pros prefer balls with a little mud on them and not to be so uptight, but for some reason that hasn’t resonated.

Getting Matt Klentak’s pants’ reaction that quickly is some damn fine reporting, Chris.

O’s, Poes and Bohs would like a word.

Dammit, points for execution and speed. 

You want to impress me? Pull the ball from behind my ear, then jingle some keys in my face, then disappear behind your hands.

Can’t explain why, but for some reason I feel compelled to mention we need more Cryptkeeper from Drew. EEEEE HEE HEE HEE HEE!

Fine but I need more Patty Ballz in my life. GET THEM HEARTS GOING

CAUTION: The condiment takes in this one are JUICY. Right Roth?

“We get off the phone with (the Lakers), and a minute later, offers are out there,” one Pelicans source with direct knowledge of discussions told The Athletic.

Watching their faces imagining they’re all reacting to the Robert Kraft news is somehow even better.

A second grocery chain would allow Amazon to carry a wider variety of edibles.