I heard Bryce Harper would have handed the ball to Marshawn Lynch.

+several plotholes

Screw it, here’s my suggestion.

BOB KRAFT’S DICK IS ALL THAT MATTERS LAUREN

This article is so good I’m heading to Goodwill and buying another flannel button-down to commemorate its goodness.

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<3 Deuce is a fitting inscription for this shoe, apparently.

“I’ll pay you the $250 but you have to tell the cops I finished last in the league.”

How ironic; beer & nachos are why I’m not a supermodel. Yup.

Eat your heart out, Markelle Fultz.

Glad to see someone’s got some stones pebbles out there.

Somewhere (probably his underground lair), Bill Belichick just shuddered.

#15: Being hit by [generic crossover SUV] on sale at the dealership

#15: Being hit by [generic crossover SUV] on sale at the dealership

How Sean Casey remembers his MLB arbitration hearing:

Chipotle Tabasco. Simply the best.

Chipotle Tabasco. Simply the best.

You’ve just helped me win so many arguments with my wife! Do you have any thoughts about room temperatures or snoring on the couch?

My corgs & I approve of this content.

As a fellow Cards fan, I completely disagree but still am not worried about what they gave up.

I think his contract states once he reaches Red Delicious (the worst apple) he gets fired.

I believe everywhere should be DST because I like being able to do things outside in the evening, but I really don’t like the idea of states deciding this for themselves, it should be a federal statute.