If you are or have been a member of the Indians’ Media Relations department the last few months, you can reach Deadspin via email at tips@deadspin.com, and the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline by calling 800-273-8255.

“I’ll pay you the $250 but you have to tell the cops I finished last in the league.”

How ironic; beer & nachos are why I’m not a supermodel. Yup.

Eat your heart out, Markelle Fultz.

Glad to see someone’s got some stones pebbles out there.

Somewhere (probably his underground lair), Bill Belichick just shuddered.

#15: Being hit by [generic crossover SUV] on sale at the dealership

#15: Being hit by [generic crossover SUV] on sale at the dealership

How Sean Casey remembers his MLB arbitration hearing:

Chipotle Tabasco. Simply the best.

Chipotle Tabasco. Simply the best.

My corgs & I approve of this content.

As a fellow Cards fan, I completely disagree but still am not worried about what they gave up.

I think his contract states once he reaches Red Delicious (the worst apple) he gets fired.

If that’s really what the Nats proposed then they weren’t seriously expecting he’d sign that offer sheet. The number is more likely to start with a 4 than a 3.

Rickey?

Eli looks like the controller disconnected mid-play.

The team can’t say so until the offseason but yes, and the local media is doing a good job laying out the reasons it makes the most sense.

Sometimes you just have to tip your cap...they have a solid team up in Colorado, you know you can always count on them to put up a good offensive performance. Imagine how special they’d be with just one more guy, someone who can really throw the ball. The Cardinals didn’t come out on top and it cost them a spot in the…

In the second inning I remarked to my Dodgers fan friend that this game, which was only 1-0 at the time, was already an hour old, had a pitching change, and a pinch hitter. I did not realize how much worse it was going to get. I’m pretty sure there were at least 2300 strikeouts and 350 men left on base. Not to mention …

Just because they can afford him doesn’t mean it is prudent to do so. Rogers a publicly traded company, which if rumors are correct plan to sell the team in the next few years. Part of preparing a team for sale is reducing long-term obligations and minimizing cost of the controlled assets they do possess. It’s telling…

There are rumors though that Rogers plans to sell the team in the next 2-3 years, so they’re motivated to minimize long-term obligations and keep cost-controlled assets like Guerrero controlled for as long as possible.