I’m still amazed he can walk, period. I would have aggressively expired on the field. Just a pile of uniform behind home plate with a screaming Force ghost next to it. Yadi is a freak.

I am ashamed with how loudly I HA!’d at this. Take your damn star.

Yadier Molina saw metal band Strangled Testicle in concert and was unimpressed.

This is the reason I never do ANYTHING.

hot take alert: No Man’s Sky > Fortnite

Bears, Deadcast, Drew and Roth, in Chicago??? COUNT ME IN FAM!

I’ve got the NMS Xbox version, 4.1 Bil units, an S-class freighter, a 46-slot hauler, and a desire to put my ~200 hours post-NEXT to good use. How can I get in touch and contribute?

The spinning of an object – be it a Rotor Sail or a basketball – drags air around it as it spins. That creates an area of lower pressure on one side of the object, which pulls the object forward.

And here I thought after reading these stories that his pet peeve was having friends with normal-ass names. Meet a Bill, Bert!

This is some stupid shit, but if it was the stupidest shit on the internet I think the bigger story would be that Twitter finally banned Trump.

Perfect example of stills and slow-mo telling a different story than full-speed action. Clearly watching live he wasn’t trying to bunt, it was absolutely the right call. Sconnies just being salty. Your guys won the game! Take a breath and drink a MGD you snowcows.

This seems healthy

This is so off-brand for the NFL. Are we sure he didn’t just fight someone outside a club or something?

Hard to come up with a more perfect allegory to the Idiot’s idiot plan. DUMB!

Sam Bats are awesome, love the feel. The statement about how the bats break is 100% true, Maple shatters and ash bats break along the grain lines into larger pieces. Not that large pieces of wood flying about is better.

A Mets highlight? This makes me unconforto-

Bader’s speed has tilted more than a few games the Cardinals way this season (shockingly for Deadspin no pun intended, ah whatever I’ll take the credit). Love watching him play.

No I agree, it is dumb, should have mentioned that. Just saying the Marlins have nothing to do his year except troll other teams.

It’s not like the Marlins have much else to lose (besides more games). The Braves though would be wise to not engage further, lest someone is injured just weeks before the playoffs.

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