I prefer the later morning show Screw You It’s My Day Off I’m Sleeping In And Don’t You Dare Make Me Do Chores All Day

Thanks! This is what I’m talking about, great content is really captivating and hard to come by. Someone got me an Sports Illustrated subscription for xmas, I don’t know who, but it’s so lackluster I hardly even bother flipping through before tossing it in the recycle pile. Even the swimsuit edition just feels creepy…

I subscribe to that one as well. I think it’s pretty good, but Goold and BenFred (or Hochman when he’s on) I think get into more cerebral long-term discussions regarding the team and the league in general, whereas Bernie and Will seem to focus more on the day-to-day, and feels to me like an extension of sports talk…

I’m all in favor of supporting local print media, especially these long standing institutions, as they represent the front lines in fighting against this current assault on our Republic. Quality journalism is important and someone doesn’t have to be a journalist to say so.

That dugout erupted so hard Kolten Wong raised money for it.

I made that same face at this joke. Pretty great though. We definitely need a gif of this.

Quite possibly the worst combination of words that has ever-

Ooh! Let me flex my baseball nerd skills.

This has always been dumb. Home runs are not rally killers. Those are called outs. Home runs are rally completers. You’ve inflicted the maximum amount of damage without someone else reaching base. Keep grinding those ABs and maybe you can start another one.

Took me a full 5 seconds to realize you weren’t referring to Puerto Rican Yadier Molina. Pretty sure that meets the formal standard for being a horrible person.

I’m ashamed at all of you that it took nearly 24 hours for this to show up:

For existential out-of-body experiences in the desert?

Browns : NFL :: Mets : MLB

Obligatory:

Making bad choices
Every single fucking year
This team is unique
Shit.

For the record before I get destroyed on Jez, this has been my walk up song for years and did not know until just now that this is the video image Ratatat chose. But this walk-up song would kick...well, you know.

I would totally buy a ticket to see the Las Vegas Guys.

Goat-a-Palooza is pretty great. Goatse-a-palooza is not as great.

bow wow

Superb. How does this not have more stars?