I made that same face at this joke. Pretty great though. We definitely need a gif of this.

Quite possibly the worst combination of words that has ever-

Ooh! Let me flex my baseball nerd skills.

This has always been dumb. Home runs are not rally killers. Those are called outs. Home runs are rally completers. You’ve inflicted the maximum amount of damage without someone else reaching base. Keep grinding those ABs and maybe you can start another one.

Took me a full 5 seconds to realize you weren’t referring to Puerto Rican Yadier Molina. Pretty sure that meets the formal standard for being a horrible person.

I’m ashamed at all of you that it took nearly 24 hours for this to show up:

For existential out-of-body experiences in the desert?

Browns : NFL :: Mets : MLB

Obligatory:

Making bad choices
Every single fucking year
This team is unique
Shit.

For the record before I get destroyed on Jez, this has been my walk up song for years and did not know until just now that this is the video image Ratatat chose. But this walk-up song would kick...well, you know.

I would totally buy a ticket to see the Las Vegas Guys.

Goat-a-Palooza is pretty great. Goatse-a-palooza is not as great.

bow wow

Superb. How does this not have more stars?

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As a fan of your takes, I’m going to be shook if we find out you’re Alex Jones.

Then Tom could provide us with that sweet bear content!

I said this back when the D-Backs did it, but to reiterate: it’s completely indefensible to put in a position player to pitch in a tie game when you’re a contending team. Your GM can, or should be able to, get you another arm for the next day’s game in a pinch.

Turner giving up on the Braves is not news.