Way to Turner phrase.

I was absentmindedly scrolling and thought I saw the “How Is This Shit Legal?” headline next to this gif. I didn’t question it.

I picked up the game for XBox One and plan to play it tonight, but already get the sense I’m going to be disappointed (no I’m not a Mets fan).

Tebow: “Then the Lord God made a woman from the-”

Obligatory:

I mean, this doesn’t count as Bear Content, but do we give Tom partial credit? I’d like to think Feinberg would have said a mule is kind of like a bear.

You mean nature’s toothpicks?

DAMMIT!

ugh, should have gone with balls getting hit. Damn these itchy Kinja fingers!

a testy exchange

An NFL owner that does something [record scratch] good?

Kings “super team.”

Based on Garoppolo’s eye line in the video cover image, he’ll have no trouble seeing the cleaverage coverage.

Right?! We need more stories about the critters invading your wooded oasis, Burneko.

Recorded in landscape, posted vertically. Truly we have passed through to the darkest depths of hell.

I’m not sure how “Yo homes, smell you later!” translates in Serbian, but here’s the best I could find.

This is why he gets the stars, people.

Rob Manfred, are you paying attention?! THIS.