I don’t know what’s happening on the set of Avatar 2 but James Cameron has clearly lost it.

Only would have been more surprising to have seen the Mets catch two in a row.

Hold on, we had the story of the bachelor contestant who would shit into a pile of toilet paper on the ground then wrap it up and throw it away. And let’s not forget the classic, “Horton, Here’s a Poo!”.

Babies have reported feeling mostly irrelevant, with sitters saying on record they “aren’t fun to watch”.

Smokey and the Bandit got real weird at the end

Get that guy to do an AMA on Deadspin, it’d be enough premium content to save Univision. I have so many questions.

a man who allegedly would go into his office bathroom, create a “nest” of toilet paper on the stall floor, shit into it, gather it all up, and throw it away.

Overheard from the bench:

Batters getting into the box are without question the most responsible for pace of play issue. Cards were playing the Phillies last week and the STL announcers were discussing how it was taking 45-60 seconds for Odubel Herrera to get into the box after almost every pitch. It was a clearly intentional ploy to screw…

I see what you’re trying to do and ask that you politely refrain from fanning the ‘lames

Just what I need, undead Hamilton Nolan all over my case. Nah, let that be some other zombie’s problem.

SLACK 4 LIFE

Right? This is the story everybody’s missing. Someone get the Special Projects Desk on the phone.

Mets Fan Somehow Fails To Embrace Futility

LOLMETS is back everybody!

The pee tape America deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

Right? Can we marvel for a moment that a public official stated on record that he’d prefer an actual zombie outbreak to his system being hacked again? We are truly living in the end times.

I’ve decided when it happens, I’m signing up for zombification early. Get in right when it starts, I’ll be on the fast-track to some comfy middle management role with no actual responsibilities, but an assistant or intern who’ll bring me brains and do my moaning for me. You suckers struggling to survive got it all…

They call this The Rex Ryan Shift.

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