But why throw a pass
when you could hand off the ball
to fucking Marshawn.

I don’t think Aroldis Chapman’s garage can handle this.

The company has won many similar cases. This is why we haven’t seen the singer Pink in a long time.

BONK

Hold on...this is a blog post about a Canadian apologizing?

On the day we stand upon the edge of oblivion, at the end of all things and turmoil and time, may we have the courage to remember this precious moment, and meet our destinies with joy.

That beeves is the plural of beef, which now seems obvious, will easily be the best thing I learn today.

This is the only right answer. My co-workers say Yanny so I’m going to work from home now rather than associate with likely serial killers.

I separated my shoulder just watching that first one. Yikes.

Found footage of the kid getting caught:

“TOO SOON”

Foul Ball Fouls Ball

Making the sports guy in Peoria IL wear his mid-range Trump costume from the Halloween party while he makes his female co-anchor uncomfortable talking about balls? Say what you will, but no one’s knocking Sinclair Broadcast Group’s commitment.

She never sent everyone Shrek dongs but was still pretty great. We’ll miss you Emma!

Logan Stankoven just made me laugh so loudly on the Metra train home the people around me jumped. They’re still staring at me as I giggle like a lunatic. I’m going to have to change my commute.

Wong [walking through front office break room]: “You guys need a fresh water jug, let me just-”
Mozeliak: “NO GOD DAMMIT KOLTEN”

BAH GAWD

I’ve re-read this article 5 times now and am not convinced my original comment was entirely relevant, however this is a confusing and decidedly fascinating discussion for this unabashed baseball nerd.

It’s an interesting study, but this data doesn’t take into account the context of the score and inning of a game. A runner is considered in scoring position if they are at 2nd or 3rd base, because it is far more likely a runner will score on any base hit (whereas a runner on first is only likely to score if it is at…

The lack of caps in this article is UNSETTLING.