Yikes. What’s the equivalent of the death penalty in Kangaroo Court?

I’m glad I hung in there for this one.

No lie, when I saw the picture before clicking into the article, I said to myself, “That’s Tom Brady.”

My question is why is Chief Wahoo grinning? Has he been to Cleveland?

butt fumbler’s butt shot fumbled

Sounds like we have no choice but to switch to Everclear. I see no flaw in this plan.

INF Cliff Pennington was better than most of their relievers tonight, which is a great bad sign for hostage manager Bryan Price’s imminent rescue firing. 

THIS MAN SPEAK THE TRU TRU

You mess with the bull, you get the balls, apparently.

Apparently the Seahawks didn’t get the memo from Khaleesi

The umpires review only determines whether he interfered with a potential double play; they can’t take action against the player for a slide’s dirtiness.

Maybe be pissed at Austin for that dirty-as-shit slide? Not sure what he expected was going to happen, and good on Kelly for putting one in his back. That shit breaks legs.

This may have be the matchup we’ve been waiting for, but Ohtani pitching to Colon is the one we deserve.

Lewis’ words cut so deep he’ll have to throw away another suit.

You’d think a Packer would know what’s in his luggage.

A couple writers from both sides tweeted the field mics caught Lovullo calling Molina a motherfucker.

Hypebeast Pigeon is a surefire #1 seed for next year’s Name Of The Year contest.

100% of the fish die after being released.

If Miami wasn’t in the Yakety Sax of states I’d say that’s a reasonable counter, but alas. No state income tax though!