I lived in St. Louis for 5 years, and spent a month in NY (work project). I love the Lou and always will, but for the young, rich, and famous, (admittedly none of those 3) there’s nothing like Manhattan.

Gotta imagine for a moment he thought, “Y’know I wouldn’t be hearing that ungrateful shit from this bunch of punks had I taken the Cardinals deal.”

Cardinals fan here. Pham has a valid reason to gripe, he’d performed well in limited stints previously, but he slashed .209/.320/.279 during 2017 Spring Training and hadn’t earned a spot over the other guys, many of whom at the time were heirs apparent in their roles. He also has a progressive degenerative eye…

Holy shitsnacks! Bringing phrasing back April 25th!

Does It Fart? is the missed opportunity for an Earther splice from which Magary may never recover.

Alternate Title:

Hey, that’s what my wife said to me last night! Which was weird because my name isn’t even John...

THANK YOU

People ask why I watch spring training baseball. “It doesn’t even count,” they’ll say. Like it means nothing.

-Barry Petchesky

Cartman got his ass kicked by Wendy.

I would have expected a Kershaw knife to have a sharper curve.

I would have expected a Kershaw knife to have a sharper curve.

Forcing her to shoot her own panties out of the t-shirt cannon was the beginning of the end.

Best Kinja Deal Ever.

Room? You were lucky to have a room. We used to have to hang out in a corridor.

Definitely pissed that Trump wants to tax his steals.

This is the Jaws remake America deserves.

J. K. Simmons got fat.

I can appreciate a journalist who’s dedicated to their beat, but the election has been pretty thoroughly covered.

Posting snuff gifs is an interesting editorial decision.