Tony La Russa had a rough offseason.

Tim: “Hey grounds crew, check it out! Wine sprinklers!”

Later in the day though:

I oppose most if not all of his policy views, but damn if I can’t respect him for going into what he knew would be a hostile environment and defending his positions with coherent sentences (it’s sad that’s where the bar is nowadays). He’s a gifted public speaker and debater, better than most in his party anyway. If…

Absolutely. However as the article states Cuban’s comments were mostly related to the Mavs.com writer, which is relatively speaking a low-level staffer.

I worked for an NBA team’s ticket department in 2011-2012. there was an incident where one of my co-workers, who was generally a dick and far bigger than I, was screwing around with my desk when I came back into the room. I tried to get between him and my desk, we went face-to-face, and he shoved me causing me to…

How are they going to decide what gifts to get Millie and Jimmy?

Can’t imagine why this came to mind.

*“I gave it my best and life is so special”

Rex Ryan has never been harder.

OK, either Dirk is taller than 7' or Isiah Thomas is not 5'9". Are we 100% sure Kevin Hart didn’t try sneaking onto another team?

I’m trying to write this as typical Deadspin-comment farce, but as I type I can’t dismiss it: if the NFL ruled the Ertz play as an incomplete pass, there would have been a hit put on Roger Goodell.

Panda’s Orange Chicken is the preferred food of whatever God you (the reader, not necessarily you specifically) pray to. The world’s top scientists could prove it is the best food (hopefully they’re spending their time on less obvious things). When If I get to choose my last meal, this will be the main course. There…

At least we now know what is in the Fucktomb.

He’s Other Jared with glasses.

Are you sure he wasn’t trying to...

Trump’s hands are so small they had to be mic’d.

So the rat is every parent’s child before bedtime?

This explains everything. Tide Pods are living creatures.