100 wins you 420 if the Browns fail to activate him for Week 13 because they screw up the paperwork. Taking all bets.

MAKE AMERICA ROME AGAIN

Sorry Patrick, the correct answer is the gays & the immigrants. Also Nancy Pelosi! Haven’t you been paying attention to that one weird uncle’s Facebook feed?

Right? But 30 seconds of talking to David Ortiz and those bags came right back. I’ve never seen a man become Droopy Dog on live TV before.

Rich Hill thoughts:

Thank you for this post. Thank you for capturing why I love this sport. I’ll submit my two favorites, not in order.

Obligatory, with how good this World Series has been.

Luck: [walks into Trainer’s room] “Guys, my shoulder hurts.”
Trainer: “Have you been watching game tape again?”
Luck: “NO! I mean, no. Of course not. Don’t be ridicul-”[vomits]

But are they wearing hoodies? Seriously. I can’t keep track of this shit anymore.

Gotta make that feeling last through the bottomless fries.

$10k. Baseball players are dumb. He did a dumb thing. Fine him, tell him he did a dumb thing, make him apologize, and let’s move on. There are bigger battles to fight.

HAH! See, because that is also premature. Oh Norm, you rascal.

HOT TAEK ALERT

THERE’S NO FUCKING WAY HIS NAME IS DODGER. DODGER? DODGER??? WHAT IN THE HOLY FUCK.

Still at work (FML) so too long to read just this moment, and I’m sure this is excellent reporting which I will read as soon as this absurd day slows down.

Seems harsh, I don’t think Marlins Man is even there.

Roger Goodell has carefully mulled this over, because he wants to make it right.