You robbed me of this joke.

9 years...fuck that’s depressing. damn.

If you had told me those days would feel like the “good ol’ days” I would have told you to fuck right off with that tomfoolery.

Rafi would be proud.

Well great freakin’ job Hannah, I tried this and now they won’t let me coach at the YMCA anymore! Now what am I supposed to do for my court-ordered community service, volunteer at Penn State?

Jozy: “Slow down Seba, I’m not carrying you back home like last time.”
Seba: “Chill man, I’m [burps] good. Wooo!”

lazy question, but has any other franchise, in any of the 4 American major sports, won league/conference championships in both? i guess it would probably be just mlb/nfl since the nba & nhl are east/west, but maybe with relocation?

Technically Americans - a new subjugated class of citizens we choose to care less about because most of them look different and speak a different language. See also: Brown People.

Their new album is excellent.

-2 ribs

This is the most magical thread. mythic’s over here having his life changed, JBs rocking the boat, brilliant.

To be fair, those directions also include directions on how to flip a nickel and sell people bad loans.

I can’t wait to try this on my Kindle!

Made it smooth as butter.

How things change after 108 years. Freakin’ cubs fans, man.

Generally a safe position...but even this dog?

If you add goldfish, the “No Fishing” ornament, and swap out the stock bubbler for the one inside the treasure chest, you can unlock a secret screensaver! But make sure you get one of those fish that can suck the algae off your heat sink.

Lifehacker Pro Tip: If you drill holes into the hard drive there’s more space for the data to fill into. Don’t knock it ‘til you try it!

Who am I kidding...they’ll be lucky to still have the internet by that point...or electricity...