The children are our future, after all...gotta make sure they’re as well adjusted as we are. How else are they going to learn to make pithy comments on their space blogs?

+1 repressed memory

Wait though...take inflation into account and that’s slightly more than half as crazy...and does that mean by transverse property we’re slightly more than half as shitty a country as North Korea now? Fuck, man. Fuck.

This is the U.S. equivalent of Kim Jong Il’s 38-under-par 34. That’s your NK-US golf lie exchange rate. So...he’s slightly less than half as crazy as that guy? Bully for us I guess.

Missed “of insults” at first reading of the title. Still seems extreme, but, I mean at least in my mind now pee isn’t involved. So...that’s, good? It has to be better, right? Someone back me up here.

Haha good one Emma, you mean his fastball?
Wait, whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-

And then the Nats scored 4 runs...wah wah.

would have still worked even with the oxford comma.

Not for long probably; the premiums on medical insurance from a carrier willing to cover this nonsense have to cost a fortune.

Jose de Jesus Ortiz is an awful sportswriter. Virtually all of his articles are negative shit-stirrers that got him ran out of Houston. I can say with firsthand knowledge the staff of the Dynamo couldn’t stand him, and Ortiz couldn’t have been well-liked by the Astros organization either. His joining the esteemed…

Can verify, it does. that god damn asshole ruined the internet.

This is accurate. Floyd was at its peak when Gilmour had the most influence, and began to falter when Waters took more creative control. Basically anything after the Wall until Waters left the band in ‘85. The Division Bell is a wildly underappreciated late-Floyd album.

Oh sure, but when Every Rose Has Its Thorn comes up on the work mix I get to look like a big dumb idiot waving this bad boy in the air instead of a regular lighter. I SEE YOUR GAME, SHEP.

Oh sure, but when Every Rose Has Its Thorn comes up on the work mix I get to look like a big dumb idiot waving this…

Nice, and congratulations! But...the square at the end of the logo...I saw it and thought this might be kinja’s foray into flat-earthers. It was a terrifying second and a half.

Grossest thing about this whole video is that awful Florida accent. “Cut his brang, Irv!” “Oah, thas jus a hicky!” Jesus Christ. Cut your brang, lady.

I laughed so hard at these gifs my dogs went into a barking fit. I’m dying...I’ve fallen and can’t get up...someone get me a Life Alert and then hit the button, bah Gawd.

Oh this is nothing...try using your vr headset with iOS 11!

What are the 5th amendment implications of FaceID v. a passcode? I’m seeing conflicting information on whether someone would be forced to unlock their phone with their fingerprint/face, in contrast to the legal protection from providing a learned passcode.

I’ll grant you that Jay Cutler may be terrible, but I don’t think he hates America...right?