Came for this. Leaving uncomfortably satisfied.

Compared to Tampa? I reject you, sir. You’d yearn, no, dare I say, pine for St. Louis after a week in that dilapidated hospice they call a town. I mean, once the meth high wears off, of course.

All about Bo Hart & So Taguchi as a kid. He was SO Taguchi.

This is dumb. St. Louis just left for a 10-game road trip, is closer, a better market, in the same time zone, and not Florida. What am I missing here?

I found the picture they’ll use for his player intro:

Well, cut him at the knees and call him tripod!

E-clipsemails

I feel like “fight a tiger” is something Drew would say he’d do to get his hands on, like, a dank-ass dip.

You think he’s upset now, just wait until he sees A.V. Club’s Game of Thrones spoiler post.

Call me crazy, but I would have avoided saying, “we’ll study the tapes”.

You’ve gato be kitten me, meow I think STL was feline like it could scratch out a pawsome chance to claw more catsh from fans with this tail, but they are mousetaken.

#marketing

Drew may have taken this year’s Steelers WYTS post a bit far.

Ugh. It’s like the first day of freshmen year in here. NO I DON’T KNOW WHERE THE HUMANITIES BUILDING IS, NOOB, YOU THINK WE GO TO CLASS HERE?

I shit you not, I was reading and thought, “Who got into Ashley’s idea file?”

Smart. He probably would have been caught earlier had he used his Ole Missus phone.

Dana White, on the phone, right now:

I was going to go with Kool Kinja Komrades, but something about that just didn’t seem right.

the bears chose elderberries instead of salmon

Way to share with your fellow Kinjers (what are we again?). I guess you don’t want this star.