That snot news

I imagine they’ll soon be pushing out DLC with white wristbands after this affront.

The gun show they have at the convention center there is a hot mess of crazy. Can only imagine it’s gotten worse.

Good, someone read him HamNo’s article this morning.

What a shitty story.

Hidden Eclipse Propaganda! I see you Kinja.

All of Chicago about 10 minutes ago:

In contrast to the actual fight, where we’ll be the ones coming up short.

Uh, what the fuck? Do you assholes know something I don’t?

[dying]
[dead]
[buried in please god anywhere but Reno]

A man was caught climbing the bridge four years ago and was put on the Do Not Fly list by the feds.

You’re an Inspiron to us all. See here, people! This! This is the Kinja to which we must aspire.

Deadspin Bear Content. That’s what’s good. Not this oasis-in-the-desert mirage, you philistine.

It’s not just that you can’t always get what you want—sometimes, once what you want finally materializes, you wonder why you ever wanted it in the first place.

“But I thought you sit on the toilet this way, so you have that nice little shelf for your comic book and your chocolate milk?”

The Cardinals story about the cat that got away is, fittingly, getting away from the Cardinals.

Me: “Name a place not made better by dogs.”

I get the feeling Jeets has a collection of Tasteful Nudes that would probably be a lot more enjoyable for everyone.

DOESN’T COUNT AS A BEAR POST #UnBEARable