Remember when they moved to Colorado, traded for Montreal’s goalie, and then won the Cup that same year? In Colorado?

No. Ottawa needs to win and go up 3-0 on Nashville and then blow it in OT of game 7. Think of those tears.

“Ties are great.”

I will fight you* to keep unique ballparks.

It will help guide our way to Candy Mountain, Charlieeeeeee.

As an Army brat myself, I remember the year my “big” Christmas gift from my parents was a Nerf Bow & Arrow, which was $20 at the time. We were living on base, and even then the cost of living was still too high and the pay too low for a family of 4 to live on.

“For volunteers they sure seem to get paid a lot.”

For what it’s worth no, your original article wasn’t that bad, (actually based the retaliatory graying of my account I have no doubt that it was far more deliberately dishonest than I expected and this reply has been edited accordingly.) This is where I take issue:

Doctor: Sid, how many fingers am I holding up?

I ran it over my wrist to make sure it wouldn’t burn the baby’s mouth

Irrational counterpoint: HE DESERVES PAIN AND TORMENT FOR MAKING MY TEAM LOOK LIKE IDIOTS MANY TIMES BEFORE

“Eh, fuck the Mets.” As his eyes drift across the pages of the sports section to the American League East Standings, he inconspicuously removes his still-straight brimmed sky blue hat, throwing it under the kitchen table, and replaces it with the familiar and comfortable old navy one, sporting the same letters, but…

Eh, Fuck the Mets.

Did we ever find out what happened to him? As far as I recall, there were just various reports that basically said “uh something happened, non-contact, everyone started throwing up, and now his leg doesn’t work”

Everytime I see the name Alex Mack

The people paying them probably do, given that’s where the money to pay them with comes from.

Other counterpoint: You’re completely wrong.

Counterpoint: you’re wrong.

you caught me in the middle of a bong hit and i might be drowning right now.

i hatelove you so much.