Wait- is this the writer that was provided Gordon Beckham’s used footwear and a Hawk Harrelson alarm clock?

Because you can’t shove a sheet of plywood into the ass of a Mustang.

Sucks when someone fucks you non-consensually, doesn’t it?

So the Red Sox are still stealing signs then?

Pony up, Warbucks. Social contract and all. If you don’t supply the appetizers, I’m taking Roberto Aguayo first and torpedoing this bitch.

I hear there are plenty of open dates at Philips Arena in Atlanta.

Why’d you guys get rid of the roundup of the best Gameday signs?

Makes sense a Redskin has reservations.

Colin Kaepernick doesn’t have a job because he won’t stand.

How dare deadspin publish a post by Mr. Petchesky, with his slavic sounding name, on this, the 5th anniversary of the Ljubljana Marshes hot air balloon crash in Slovenia. I am aghast at the insensitivity.

It takes more strength and technique to hit a homer than it does to dunk. You just have to be tall enough and/or able to jump high enough. As long as we assume a normal distribution of height and allow for two handed dunks, there’s really only one answer.

I’m not an economist, but Noll and Szymanski are. (It’s my journalism degree that I got from a vending machine.)

A Seahawk goes to the air and disaster ensues. What else is new?

no way this is awesome.

“Some of y’all can count TO TEN?!”

I thought it was children and parents in Louisiana?

I love the both of you and will go to bead early rather than wrack my addled brain to better this.

Only between cousins.

Stay white, and you’ll be alright.