The last time I can remember when black people were recruited en masse for new job opportunities, it didn’t go so well.

You can’t possibly be this stup—Lions fan, nevermind, checks out.

We’re all hoping Draymond destroys his dick and balls, right?

Today the Great Salt Lake is even saltier.

+ 60watts.

Came here for Portland tears, was not disappointed.

WTH is it with Portland fans being such dicks all the time? Don’t your beards, craft brews, and single speed bikes help quell the pain of not quite being a real city?

“Hahaha!” - Me, watching that. Building a bonfire.

I guess if I was about to turn 50 and my favorite team hadn’t won anything since I was taking my bologna sandwich and astronaut ice cream to elementary school in a brand new Scooby-Doo lunch box I might turn into a reprehensible yelling clown glommed onto by internet content dispersal mechanisms.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

And now for a ridiculously dumb story that you shouldn’t bother reading:

You will need a screwdriver, a pair of tweezers, a magnifying glass (optional), some salt (~1tbsp), and a bag of chicken feed, preferably corn-based.

In Russia, Rocket Fires You!

cuadrangulars

He blew a .00 or, as John Daly calls it, .3 under par.

Tiger Woods: [tries walking straight line, but keeps veering off to one side or the other]

The island of Lesbos does not appreciate your joke.

“What’s the big deal? I thought Wonder Woman’s people were all lebanese.”

Drink the beer. We have insanely great beer. And weed. But mostly beer. Well, weed too. Unless you already live here, you would already know this, I can’t remember if you do or not, because, again, great beer and weed.