Ze Germans usually don’t have much of a problem with French defenses. 

And nothing of value was missed

Appropriate reaction coming from somebody with Tony Wroten in their name. Funny either way however.

This return gave me a lasting erection

Impressive considering he’s always playing guitar simultaneously

I have seen fights at 80% of SEC involved games I’ve been to and 0% of all other conferences. I assume this is like the 7th inning stretch for them.

I’m a contractor for USCIS. The policy, as I understand it, is that we won’t even give ICE the data they ask for unless there is a damn good reason.

Snap, crackle and pop

The bullpen is what fucked him over in 2006.

Even if you did fly a plane into Coach Pete’s head he’d still question its legitimacy and whether the government had a hand in it.

Well played, sir

Imagine if this guy had a Gronk-type personality on the team. He’d lose his mind

I’ve hit homers with wood bats at fields at or close to major league length. It’s fucking hard.

Boys, let’s finally give Lane Kiffin a #1 team. Vote FAU

Cousins are too far according to LSU. They’re about siblings down in them parts

Ichiro

It happened to Brady, it can happen to Lebron. Though after it happened to Brady he sold his soul to the ginger devil and look what we have now.

CB Bucknor would have fucked this up somehow

A true Redskin would scalp his enemies.

This seems par for the course. Get back to me when he isn’t losing his mind. THAT would be news.