Kung-fu Panda has completed his transformation into Trash Panda

I see the merits to both sides of the argument.

Last I checked baseball doesn’t have a home run limit like slow pitch softball. So any dinger for your team is a good dinger.

Which version of Clark the Cub are you using? With or without penis?

Or just move to college overtime rules...

Reduce the number of soldiers, especially with more things being automated, sure. But pay and benefits? Go fuck yourself. As the child of a military family and friends of many vets, seeing what they have to go to mentally, let alone financially, is terrible. We didn’t have much while I was growing up and big…

To state the obvious, tomorrow night could be great for DC or really, really bad. And based on what I hear from Caps fans, who want to see things blown up if they don’t advance, it could be the worst fire in DC since 1814.

Coming from a fellow former retail associate, stand strong brother. None of us want to go back to the fields now that we’re inside.

Not in DC (anymore/yet)

I’ve heard anything from the “masks are too heavy” to “if you wear a mask you’re a bitch”.

No way he could beat Michael J. Fox now though, he’s got some of the best shake moves around.

Considering I wasn’t around for that...sure?

If you look at the two things here (Roy being hired by a bad high school program, Porter going to random Seattle high school) then they seem pretty innocent. Now combine the two and add in the fact his dad was hired by the school he conviently committed to. Even as a casual basketball fan (and alum of the…

It’s almost like Crosby keeps doing shit like this because he knows he will get away with it.

You know the lineup is stacked with Giancarlo Stanton is batting 8th

Agreed man

Retail is not a skilled labor profession and to imply so is silly; it’s very much unskilled as anybody with a pulse can work retail.

This team is fucking dumb. I say we organize a fan march (since those are back in vogue here in dc) on his house and collectively shit on his driveway. Not like his place is hard to find...it’s the one with a fucking redskins logo on a basketball court easily spotted on google maps.

Capps debuted with the Mariners in 2012. His wacky delivery debuted in 2015.

Of all the teams I could have picked as a young, impressionable child and I picked this sad sack of shit. Football season is a death march, a Trail of Tears, every fucking year. I hope Snyder gets ass cancer and that Bruce Allen is hit by a Metro bus.