Katherine Hepburn, Basketball Coach

How can you be a baseball fan and not know who Pat Neshek is?

Ironically why I STOPPED watching the NBA, everything appears to be a “look at me” offense-oriented game, where players are more concerned with their ‘brand’ than actually contributing to a team anymore.

Do you keep sand in your pocket just so you can put it in your vagina at a moments notice?

D.B. Pooper

Maybe the Mets will trade a top prospect for him now

BOOP

Only fitting for Plum-lee

I freaking hate my team. Like, hey, its racist, but as long as i don’t give them any money, and only call them by their city, I’m okay. And we developed a QB, but we don’t want to pay him, so we are going to play Russian roulette with the draft; I’m okay. Still doing okay.... but let’s fuck with the only person we’ve…

BZZZZZZZZZZZT

Im thinking ARBY’S

we just can’t get no respect. oh, go Dawgs!

It’s been fixed; thanks for the catch.

The WNBA only made it (and makes it) because the NBA subsidizes it. I’m not saying that’s wrong btw, i think it gives the league good press, i think it increases female interest in the regular NBA, i think it gives the league another avenue that maybe one day will be self sustaining profitable and it’s money they can…

Do not let this obfuscate the undeniable fact that Harambe was unjustly assassinated. #staywoke #justiceforharambe

sorry but that joke’s not landing

Pretty bush league of McCutchen to tweet a photo of the only Pirate whose career took a nosedive faster than him.

Those Goldfish crackers are gonna taste reeeal good to you when it’s time to pay your mortgage. Taste my wrath, nerd

Went to a bar in Chicago, total hipster neighborhood, to meet up with friends. Some rail thin bartender with a handlebar mustache scoffed at me when I asked him if what his favorite beer was, like I was supposed to know. So now I go to my corporate job every single day and I will move up the management ladder until…

And now, a joke. A Utah farmer dies and goes to heaven, where he is turned away for his sinful life and sent to hell. The Devil greets the farmer in hell “Welcome you sinful bastard, to hell! As punishment, you shall now work this barren patch of land for all of eternity in the blazing heat!” The devil then leaves the…