Las Vegas Nordiques. Get ahead of it from day one.

He’ll be right up there with Clebold and Harris as one of the greatest shooters in Columbine history.

“reached 19.8 MPH on his way to the wall.”

They say Pierre-Paul may seek as many as seven digits.

It takes a lot to make me appreciate Chris Brown

Let it be known that Dave McKenna’s contributions to this in Slack were the puns “Knoblauch that kick!” and “Shankiel.”

i have forwarded these comments to charles shipan at your university.

The horse realizes that the Olympics should be for humans, not him, and is now righting a wrong. Respect.

This is like the Yankees not allowing A-Rod to hit but trotting out the corpse of Jeter for a whole fucking season in the 2-hole.

Stoops is definitely a dick.

Germans have a weird affinity for red and black color schemes.

I got so fired up about the Eagles after reading this that I threw batteries all over my office.

The splice must flow.

Replacing “splice” with “fuck” makes this a lot funnier.

By way of contrast, here’s cycling at its most just:

New York Post reporter.

I will forever remember Jacksonville as the home of Limp Bizkit. That is all.