Man, that Utah game was the best!

“Those peanuts would go great with the milk I’ve kept in my mouth for the past 5 hours”

The face of a guy who would ask you for a sip of your milk.

As an Eagles fan who probably won’t see a Super Bowl in this lifetime, watching Cowboys fans suffer in due to an inevitable collapse is my heroin. May GM Jerry Jones live forever.

This place is Colorado Springs on the Pacific.

You will wait your turn for misery and you will enjoy it.

There you are!

Poor susan :(

I sincerely look forward you posting these comments on every article that inevitably gets posted for each NFL team this year. Right up until the 32nd where you incredulously wonder why there aren’t any for 2017 yet.

This is derpy good kinja.

Boy, right out of the gate with idiocy.

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha this never gets old.

Dude...you can’t be serious. I’m dying over here.

I’m not buying it.

Forget it, EagleEyedTiger. Croquemonsieur’s whole shtick is pretending(?) to be a hyper-literal ‘bad kinja’ commenter. I think it’s anti-humor, but it’s usually so vanilla that it doesn’t elevate to satire or funny, just more of a knowing regurgitation of what dumb people say.

thanks susan

“I want goddamn supermutants running the 100m in 6.82 seconds.”

On the upside, it’s awful hard to mask FEV in a doping test...

Yup, and Russia HATES that the rest of the western world considers them to be nouveau riche white trash scumbags. They’re the Florida man of the international community.

Remember when they all thought I was a dude? That was good times.

Don't you DARE mess with SpongeBob. That show is great!