+1 Hans device

I’m intrigued about some of the word choices here, specifically “traffic pylon” and the repeated use of “bungle”.

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Then it would be horses drowning slowly. Hopefully with a horse person strapped to their back.

You’d be watching horses drowning

How is Stoops not a dick?

I just realized Jenn Sterger looks like Casey Anthony except for the “killed my daughter and got away with it” thing.

Which person is worse to work with, Feinberg and her constant splice requests, Magary and his GLORY BOY attitude or Kluwe because he's a punter?

Those guys are a different brand of weird

Goddamn hipsters

+1 Cutlett

Because eventually it stops being fun and morphs into making fun of the football leadership challenged

This seems like a bigger scam than Scientology

This is sooo much worse than “Ram Rules”

I’ll respond with “Julio Franco”

Yes it was!

Just because it's a shiny turd doesn't mean it's still not a turd

As a Redskins fan who describes the NFL season as “annual depression”, nothing makes me happier to see the :(0wboys fuck up each season.

And considering how bad the Oregon defense was last year? Yikes.

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