Yeah, especially fuck the :(owboys

This device is not capable of any autonomous thought or actions. Therefore it's not a drone.

At least Florida has Disney World

And Scientology.

The Thunder seem to be handling things at a very SuperSonic pace this series.

Club sports (which is what I would assume this would qualify as) have no Title IX implications (that I'm aware of)!

I know a missed opportunity when I see one, and man...you’re right. I’ve let you down. It won’t happen again.

But I’m fucking lazy and if he does the bare minimum then the job is done

It IS a pretty daunting feat, no doubt. Hell, I’d be intimidated at that kind of challenge as well.

The method of execution is up to you. I won't judge either way.

RBIs are a garbage stat to begin with, so throw that out now. On top of that, keep in mind he was a lead off hitter. His job was to get on base, not mash DINGERS.

You, kind sir, may suck a barrel of dicks.

Lolz, good luck enforcing that

Absolute easiest way to set an example is toss the biggest star you can find. Everybody in the stadium was livid and initially thought it was Espinosa that got tossed, for what that’s worth.

I have no problem with ejections for arguing balls and strikes, but yeah, going at him from the dugout deserves the heave-ho. That’s a no brainer ejection.

Anything in plastic. This is St. Louis we’re talking about.

With less sarcasm now, it seems the city council does the exact opposite of what its constituents actually want to do. So there's that.

Bertha says ‘hello’.

Edibles are no joke man. Somebody really should throw a warning sticker on there stating “you’ll feel it, give it time. No don’t eat all of this you idiot”

Interesting question then. Could Under Armour come out with some sort of copyright infringement claim on a Nike based uniform for this?