This feels like a good time to mention that the Buccaneers won the Ed Block Courage Award NFL Athletic Training Staph of the Year for 2013.

“I’m squeezing and waiting for help.”

Or maybe the wealthy professional football team he plays for could figure out a way to get its hands on one for him.

When “keeping it Real” goes wrong.

Does anyone really believe a four-year degree is what separates an ethical person from a con artist?

I missed the byline but when I got to “spalpeens” I knew it was Pierce. In poker they call that a “tell.”

Get ‘em both on Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me, and they’ll really have something.

He looks like what would happen if your barber found out that you slept with his wife

He looks like if the Mucinex mucus cartoon turned into a human and lived 60 years and then that human became a wax statue and that wax statue was reanimated by the soul of a recently executed serial killer.

Ok Matt may have the best submission I’ve ever seen.

I’m sure he’s yelling at her about it over pancakes as we speak. 

Gotta admit, in a story involving three baseball players and their wives, I did not think an overwhelming majority would have reasonable opinions. 

“Apparently there’s some confusion about white nationalism”

So what if he tried to hit Hyde?  He’d have like an 81.7% chance of missing anyway.

I appreciate how this bold young man is calling Ross out on the mission of the charity. It’s like:

These owners really need to stick to sports.

I’d have cold feet too if I had to play for the Raiders.

That’s a shitload of downforce.

Appealing? No.