I would go further and enclose the rear, add an offset smoker box on the roof, and connect a chimney to the exhaust system: delicious brisket/ribs/pulled pork when you arrive at your destination after a long road trip.

Thanks!

Also, ungray please?  Long time reader!

This was certainly an igneous solution.

Love that the windshield is asymmetrical horizontally and vertically.  Torch, can you ungrey me so I can more regularly comment?  Have a good weekend.

It’s not your father’s Oldsmobile.

That lawnmower may have more HP.

I have a strange geeky love for these vids too and in fact, largely agree with your rankings ( though the China truck could be higher). Anyway can I get ungreyed to comment freely? I basically read everything on this site everyday and it has become my haven since Deadspin.....changed.

I was a Deadspin commenter, regular Jalopnik reader - this all sucks.

I’m listening to this sweet violin music and going down with the ship.

COTD right there. Rob, can I get ungreyed? I read Jalopnik (and this column) everyday (I don’t stick to sports) and let’s just say that I won’t be commenting elsewhere on Kinja for a while.

I see what you did there. Even though Burnenko specifically told me not to post GIFs anymore...

This was the last selfie posted:

Curt Schilling just DM’ed Drake that he can borrow his ‘97 Ford Thunderbird anytime he’s in town.

Probably the 1931 Bentley on Forza Horizon 4.

This is a man who makes a living providing advice about fake football getting mad and yelling at the Arizona Cardinals Twitter account on his ESPN podcast. That’s a lot. Also, I now wish I had picked up Edmonds for this past week.

This is a great piece - thanks!

This shouldn’t be a problem for the race in Miami - they only have white flags up around that stadium.

Used to have three 5-point seats in the back of my 04 Ford Focus Sedan - those were the days...

Assuming Humphrey stopped when Odell used his safe word, this seems like a non-issue.