I know you’re just teasing him, but Elway has proven time and again that he’s the glue that holds this team together.
I know you’re just teasing him, but Elway has proven time and again that he’s the glue that holds this team together.
It’s a refreshing change, as usually it ends with an ‘L’.
What happens to a wave deferred?
“And Suzy died so bravely, filming the very tsunami that took her from us”
I say that to my wife every night, but she never agrees.
Design meeting:
“What should the failure mode be for the wave generator?”
“Nothing, it should just die quietly and stop functioning.”
“We could do that. Or.. and hear me out on this one...”
It’s a damn shame because none of his blog posts make it to the internet. Mostly because he writes them on the backs of napkins at diners. Don't need any fancy computers that way.
I see you also enjoy shrooms. welcome friend
This is one of my favorite offseason activities too. We work really hard during the season, letting loose is good for mental health
Non-consensual kissing is not okay. That fact that the ball wants to give him a little kiss doesn’t give it the right to do that. I think the batter’s body language demonstrated his reluctance clearly enough that the ball should have known it was unwelcome, even if he didn’t explicitly say “No”. Best to use a standard…
Reminds me of FDR addressing Pearl Harbor survivors and talking about how these anniversaries sneak up on you, and that he hoped he wasn’t bombing.
“Some people do. Some people are saying I saved a lot of lives that day. But I’m not going to let them call me a hero. The real heroes are the people who swept the dust out of Trump Tower. That stuff was everywhere. I wish I could have given them a raise, but...then what? Everyone would want a raise.”
Like you I keep thinking we’ve hit bottom and then in Trump’s next breath, he manages to smash through that floor to create a new sub-basement.
It’s refreshing to see a mosque threatened by an autocrat’s mob of goons and not have the U.S. President involved.
So he thought they had given him the starting job, only to have the team take it back? There should be a term for that kind of giving.
Man, these Mexicans are showing up everywhere. Now they’re taking jobs away from hardworking black gangbang workers.
Smart move on his part. Clearly lays the grounds for an insanity plea later on.
This is what you get. This is what you get for twenty years as General Manager of Earl Scheib Centerville. When your wife is off to a Friday night wine tasting in the Kroger deli department, when your only daughter won’t even call you because of one stupid joke you made on Martin Luther King Junior Day. When city…
I mean, it IS good news
How many kids get to say that happened at their party?