Really, you just need to look at his background to see where this stuff comes from:

My first thought was “WTF were they thinking?!”

making public these public documents would “place the county and its taxpayers at a competitive disadvantage.” 

It’s just like my dad always says...
*three minute voicemail of ambient traffic noise and AM radio*

Unless things have changed since the early 2000s, the guy with the restraints is an actual Chicago cop. Which explains his struggle to put a white person in handcuffs.

glad this webstie still supprots the 2nd amendemnt

You truly are a wordsmith,*squints at screen*

Finally, some criticism that has a chance of reaching the President.

Twas a bad day to be orange. 

Suicide. Is there a shortcut this guy won’t take?

They should hang it in their old building, right before they demolish it.

Soon we’ll all be coo-coo for coco gauff

It’s an interesting take for sure. As non-knower of these things, would it be in the realm of possibility to say the Nets are now basically the KD/Westbrook Thunder?

Except they traded away their young superstar and cleared cap space for big signings. Maybe they can do that again soon with only smaller contracts to unload. They don't have young superstars to invest in and they did so poorly at investing in the last one that he practically begged his way to Dallas. 

problem is their young guys suck

This will certainty trainwreck for the Nets, so the Knicks won’t have to deal with THAT.

As long as Giannis is in the East they need some one who can at least slow him down if they don’t want him putting up 40 on them in the paint. Gasol?? Horford did okay until Kyrie apparently demanded to D up the best player even though he’s a terrible match up. Lol that better not be true.

The odds of Kyrie poisoning the locker room before Durant ever sets foot on the court is better than a planet flip. 

I disagree with you, yet I will now write 10X a much as you did to explain why I actually agree with you.

But everyone knows if you’re working the shaft you really need to cup the balls