Uhh.... How is it not called "E-Camino"?!

Police had previously released the following sketch of the suspect:

Mr. Simpson is the most positive person I’ve ever met... He will not be negative.

There will be a lot of joking involved with this asshole’s emergence on Twitter but let’s not forget that this fucking coward tore his wife’s throat out and got away with it.

Drake: I’m going to be the most dislikable courtside presence ever!

from the irreplaceable @darth, the rare Twitter account that everyone likes

Jesus take  Tweel

You wanna know what the best thing about tweels will actually be?

In fairness, that’s only because the real GOAT got jobbed in the Final Jeopardy round of his first match. Oh, what might have been. . .

Do not trifle with this man, or his 12 children.

I’m glad he didn’t include the picture where he’s fucking the pancake.

I understand that Porzingis had a beef with the Knicks, but you’re telling me that Frazier did, too?

I still blame him for the death of Maude Flanders!

This will get buried in the greys, but whatever.

when Lana Del Rey is calling you out on being a rich WASP, you know you’ve fucked up 

This is the first time a 26-year-old guy named Bryce didn’t feel right at home in the Wrigley bleachers.

I wonder if the memoir includes his infamous “touch knob” game.

Get well Drew.

Honestly from everything I know about them those guys would do a much better job

I would be very okay if the electoral college were 100% comprised of people of color.