I’m going to choose to see this asapproval of the adorable and awesome Rui! GO ZAGS!

For sheer hilarity/awesome I want the Mavs to win the pick-- I want to see Luca-Kristaps- Zion as a future core. 

So the pro-lifers will demand the death penalty for the killing of an “unborn child”, right? They’ll also ban guns as a surgical instrument used in abortions, right?

Any discipline they may have received has been kept under wraps, although the investigating officer recommended “non-punitive letters of instruction.”

“my public defender could have got me off.”

I was troubled about how the police had gathered this evidence, so it’s a relief that if I had been ensnared in this sting, my public defender could have got me off.  There is justice in this world.

Something about this knife-wielding attacker did not terrify a group of armed policemen enough to back away and shoot him 50 times. I wonder what it was.

That’s nothing. Mike McCarthy has been an uncredited extra in every episode of Diners, Drive-ins and Dives.

Shameless request: can I use this to get out of the grays for good?

That ball spent so much time on the rim Derek Jeter just proposed to it

The best part of this whole thing is how absolutely furious Skip Bayless is right now. 

Man, my Costco was selling a ham like that, WOODEN STAND INCLUDED, like the whole month of April. It was $100. I was sooooooo tempted to buy it.

And if he stays in one place too long, and doesn’t smell too bad, Alex will eat him.

I assume Drew is a cured and/or aged meat.

Why Your Team Sucks:

I assume all Drew’s postings are sponsored by cured and/or aged meats.

Using the standard order of operations of PEMDAS you get... “The Warriors blew a 3-1 lead.”

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When asked how this could have happened, Godwin noted that there was no sense in looking back.