This blog’s written in... NEE-YEW YAUWURK CITEH?!?!? 

Far too many times have I seen a woman rise to power as a champion for other women, only to make clear her vision of feminism is only for white women.

Kim Mulkey’s grimace at the sight of a fast food spread for the Baylor Women’s Basketball team’s visit to the White House is worth a thousand words.

I love that he has to keep serving fast food because everyone made fun of him for it once, and he is constitutionally incapable of allowing even the implication he might have been wrong by serving better food now.

If I looked like that I wouldn’t even own shirts.

Hell, I think he is our syphilis addled president

Sounds about white.

I’m an Eagles fan. I just realized- WE get to face Daniel Jones twice a year!

*does happy dance*

The Browns are going to be stacked this year. 

I bet all his tweets go viral.

Are you playing in an Edgelord league? Good gravy.

This is one of the oldest tricks in the hockey book. Hell, I’ve had guys do that to me in rec league hockey. You step on the stick right after faceoff and hey maybe get a short advantage.

... a fourth-line pest is stuck inside the body of that 100-point man.

I have great difficulty understanding how pathetic one must be to go to a football stadium to watch the NFL Draft. This is the equivalent of people in the ‘90s camping out in front of their local Tower Records to be the first to buy the new album by, like, Everclear.

Well I picked one at random and it went to NP, so it must be.

Chris, that was awesome. Fuck.

It appears that the Easter bunny is, in fact, real AF

It’s cool. Everyone else in the world is rooting against your teams.

I don’t think anyone has a problem with his point. Most people, including the interviewer, have a problem that he acts like a bored kid when anyone wants to talk to him about subjects he’s been whining for years about and even published a freaking book on.

I think I am an absurdist. I think politics are ridiculous.