That would make such a great slogan. “Papa John’s pizza. Tell me how my ass taste!”

Too bad the pizza still tastes like ass.

When did Cam Newton get married?

Why are we acquiescing to these assholes by calling them “white nationalists”? They are white supremacists, full stop. They wrap their message up in slightly softer language than the klan but in the end, they are supremacists. If they truly believed their drivel about making a safe space for the lily white babies,…

This is why I don’t really feel bad about the training discretions in New Orleans. First, we were in New Orleans. Second, if this kind of executive can get away with murder, what’s a hand grenade in New Orleans or seven? Third, 11 am central isn’t that late. It just isn’t. Fourth, taking an hour to get four po boys…

Hey David, I think that’s my GTI. I fly out of DTW weekly for business. When I am leaving, after a few days of sitting outside, I can feel a slight grind when I first brake as I reverse out of my parking spot. I always imagine it’s the rust being cleaned off by the brake pads.

Eh, as a coach for youth sports, I can relate and wish that I had thought of it first. Last year at the height of the Fortnite mania, entire teams were folding and coaches being put in straightjackets and dragging gibbering off the sidelines.

I thought it was for smoking and womanizing. Maybe I’m showing my age.

The unwritten rules of baseball.

Daryl Strawberry has other priorities. 

Chicken... wings?

“Mmmmmm, clubhouse beer”

How do you smash a TV with a bat and not face charges or something immediately afterwards? This guy must be Smooth as hell

Philadelphia 7&7ers 

i wonder if he’ll get accepted to jale.  

what idiot called it Rath allegedly “touched an adult woman against her will on intimate parts of her body for the purpose of sexual arousal and gratification” and not The Gropes of Rath

Goddamn, man. This being Deadspin, I want to make a joke...but I just can’t; nothing about child abuse is humerus.

Players in the NBA receive shoes molded to a cast of their feet so they don’t have to break them in.

Jackson’s ‘look’ is incredibly popular on daytime court TV shows like Judge Judy and People’s Court where Bubbas have to answer for damaging rental homes or letting their dogs bite people. I’m assuming the producers unwrap these $9 JoS. A. Bank napkins and hand them out back stage after coaxing the Ben McAdoo…