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To be fair to Green, he can always say he was going for the ball.

He could be washed. The trendlines in his career have mostly been downward since the 73-win season, and he never seemed all that likely to age gracefully, given his sketchy shooting and tweener size.

“Here is a video tape I’ve had for a very long time of R Kelly having sex with the youth. I don’t know how I got it! I’ve had it for years and I just COINCIDENTALLY happened upon it at this perfect time!”

This is the weirdest story I have heard all day. If I’m reading this right, some guy was cleaning up HIS OWN old VHS tapes and found child porn, with someone who looks like R. Kelly.... But has no idea who it is or where it came from? And it’s made it to Gloria Allred before law enforcement has, like, investigated it?…

This is - ugh - fake news. Per Michael Avenatti’s Twitter:

John Thompson is a goon and I’ll say it to his face 

Good women’s soccer is more entertaining than good men’s soccer.

I had the same thought. He’s putting together a really impressive career in an era that doesn’t prioritize his talents. It’s remarkable how hard it is to notice excellence when it departs from the main narrative.

Bills fans this morning are destroying property, calling Brown racial slurs and drunkenly getting into fistfights so, you know, you can just imagine how they’ll react when they hear about this.

User-Generated Content is just one acronym-letter away from Ultimate Fighting Championship

Matthew Stafford was also a 7-year vet at 25.

Sorry you only get 5 A.V. Dongs

win a sprint. we are winners in this house. there is no such thing as “second”

I too refuse to work back to backs, and have extended my lunches to 3 hours. You have to think about the future. Marathon not a sprint 

LeBron activates playoffs mode on NBA 2K19

I just jezeyenned reading this.

Hold out for Kotaku Tokens, the exchange rate is unbelievable right now