I’ll offer you $50 Dead-Bucks

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How times change- 10 years ago, Koy Signals just meant the Eagles still hadn’t found a decent backup QB.

A Magary is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he gets out of intensive care.

He was Drew the Gray. After his battle with (the Balrog? for all we know) we believed him gone forever, but he has returned as Drew the White to help us destroy Sauron.

I’m such a Deadspin fanboy that I hate Barstool Sports despite the fact that I’ve never visited their site.

I believe he can lie.

I went to the doctor a few years back thinking I injured my shoulder and he told me it was arthritis. I took ibuprofen for a few weeks and warm up and haven’t had a problem since. Am not suggesting that I, a 36 year old desk jockey am strong/better, than 24 year old all-pro Todd Gurley. BUT, it does make you wonder...

Also, Carl Winslow Jr. is judging him real hard in that picture.

Yeah that was pretty much my take as well.

I was going to comment something on this, but seriously, I can’t think of anything better than “VIETNAM MOTHERFUCKERS”.

“Mike Ogren” sounds like a rejected name from a Chris Farley skit about eating paint chips.

On a Wednesday night in February, they can. Four times out of seven in May, no, they absolutely cannot.

Being a Russian ship, I expect we’ll have dash cam footage soon.

This is exactly right. The two principal Globe baseball writers, Shaughnessy and Cafardo (who sadly just passed away at age 62) are/were uniformly terrible. All Shaughnessy does is exaggerate how great or terrible things are, to the point of exhaustion. Cafardo, God rest his soul, was an anti-analytics (also known…

Celtics fans are absolutely adorable when it comes to Al Horford’s complete and utter inability to advance in the playoffs against a monster 4 or 5 like Giannis. They’re going to get manhandled if it’s the Bucks. Signed, Hawks fan who spent a decade watching Horford get manhandled by monster 4s and 5s.

They can beat Milwaukee on the “any given Sunday” or “they’re all professional players for a reason” sort of logic. But unless Giannis gets hurt down the stretch, Milwaukee will be heavy, heavy favorites assuming Boston makes it out of the first round. In fact, I’d say it’s much more likely Boston gets bounced in the…

i feel like this must be some kind of record for dick jokes per unit word

You don’t think this is applicable to all sports teams and towns? That this couldn’t have as easily been written about Cleveland’s recent basketball championship, or Philly’s football one? 

Fun fact: “The Touching is, To Me, Off Limits,” was the original title of MC Hammer’s 1990 breakthrough single.