...was long on criticism, firm in his belief 

If he’s such a great prognosticator, then why didn’t he open the broadcast with, “Everybody should just go to bed right now, because in a few hours you will all want to kill yourselves.”

I’m not going to lie, while I was happy with the results, I was really confused on how that play worked THREE TIMES. Was it just on the final time it was a case of “There’s no way they’re going to run this again?”

This is why I will never, ever, work with Nick Saban.

Get up, rook. The refs aren’t calling that.

I hear he’s been invited for a campus visit at Duke.

maybe James Harden is his real dad *gasp*

You’d have to ask Drew Bris

Until he changes his name to Poorbum Conspicuous, yeah. 

 (•_•) / ( •_•)>⌐☆-☆ / (⌐☆_☆)

One can say that Richie (•_•) / ( •_•)>⌐■-■ / (⌐■_■), went private....

According to Kyrie, so does the planet Earth.

Yeah, but Kyrie’s won a championship.  Compared to the other guys, he’ll always have an edge.

If I had crafted a dunk to celebrate the shoes I thought were coolest when I was young (assuming of course I could dunk in this hypothetical), I would’ve placed a quarter on the rim, dunked while grabbing the quarter, then tucked it into the zip pocket of my ‘Roos for a snow cone later. 

I remember these were released when I was in fifth grade. We tested them by jumping over hurdles. It was a placebo. 

oh, it was probably cold, after getting all past the 3 checkpoints, laid out on the table, Trump having his little speech about how great american food is, then having the team come grab a filet o fish...it was cold, soggy fries...

I remember almost everyone bending down to pump up their shoes (I had Jordans that didn’t pump) after seeing that. For a year, every “awesome” thing we tried to do as grade schoolers was prepped by pumping up our shoes.

As an Old, I owned a pair of Reebok pumps. If my drug and booze addled mind remembers correctly, they were pretty dope. 

Cold McDonald’s fries are the main ingredient for dry wall.