Hoya Saxa 

Finally, a Wetteland that the Trump administration will try to save.

Nah, the White House kitchen staff is fucking world class and they were prepared for this. Unfortunately, they had to polish this particular turd.

They would have put them in the microwave but Trump removed all of them when he heard Obama used them to spy on him. 

Soggy fries served in paper cups with the presidential seal is probably the most apt metaphor for this presidency. 

Take your star and go straight to hell, sir!

It’s 11:46 as I write this comment... and Georgetown still sucks.

But that was a good chirp. Take your star!

+1 nut in your eye

The only plan Lavar needs is dental.

Barber: What do you want?

I think he’s going to be a one-and-done. I also think he’s not going to the NBA. 

You think Murray will fall to the 6th round?

What a mistake. Just like Russell Wilson and Drew Brees, Murray is just too short to play QB in the NFL.

I bet his birth certificate actually says "Freddie".

Freddie Kitchens has to be someone Tomsula’s knife-fought over a dented can of expired pearl onions at some point in history.

“Was I ready to be a head coach? I don’t know.”

No, Freddie, it’s Was we ready to be a head coach? Us don’t know.

Joey Bathrooms

I find it pretty hypocritical that this site is is condemning him for wanting to ‘round up and nuke the grays’, which is a pretty common sentiment here that I think a lot of people support.

Even though I’m a huge Jodie Foster fan, I can tell you for sure that my brain wasn’t wired for Contact.

Best Klans in football.