I’m so utterly dumbfounded by this, I can’t craft even a bad joke response. This man is at least partially responsible for crafting a plan that is going to economically hurt REAL FUCKING PEOPLE for DECADES, all in the interest of lining the fucking pockets of a few more millionaires and billionaires. Then when the…

Is this the same Kobe Bryant that raped that woman in Colorado?

Did he have the master headroom?

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I’m embarrassed that I don’t get this.   Can someone explain ?   Be gentle please 

+1

This brilliant comment is sitting at 76 stars... I, for one, refuse to mess with something beautiful. Instead, I’ll simple tell you this is completely star worthy.

Brilliant.

So, is it a horse or a bull?

OH GREAT, another berth. Just what the Rivers household needs!

You’re in the right decade, but...

I don’t know.

Ya beat me too it.

Who you gonna call

I’m terrified at the prospect of him changing the team’s name. 

Oh sure, but that comes AFTER they’ve signed the star to a big, long, limiting contract. Expect Kawhi and fellow new Clipper Kevin Durant to collide knees in their first preseason game, ending both their careers.

Shreveport is Texas. They show Cowboys games. Also, it is arguably the blandest, most insufferable “big” city in the US.

What? It's the most likely destination right now. 

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