“Reports indicate Kelly was visited by three ghostly apparitions last night and he was late due to seeking the largest goose in the village for a Christmas feast.”

Ummmm, you might want yo check his stats before saying he doesn't have range... He is hitting half his 3pt shots

Suspect number two:

He would have to be a 4 in the NBA. Reminds me a bit of Julius Randle type, which isnt a bad thing to have on your team.

uhmmm there’s absolutely no way he’ll be used in the post in the NBA. He’ll be a wing. College positions don’t really matter. Remember that Andre Roberson played the #5 at Colorado and is now one of the best wing defenders in the NBA. 

doesn’t seem to have range beyond 15-18 feet?

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I think he’s gonna be pretty good. His form suggests that his shooting range will expand and he can face and post equally well. I’m thinking he’s a Antwawn Jamison or higher 

hey, HEY!

The subtlety is key. Poised, yet salty af. Yes Michelle. Serve. 

I would like to point out that a tin foil hat has no way to let the brain breathe and therefore should not be considered a safe means for stopping the scans. It is in my very non scientific by still safe scientific opinion that one should use an aluminum  colander instead. It will adequately stop the scans, but also…

Given that he’s most likely mashed his brain into something that resembles a bowl of Cream of Wheat, this whole book is the “I’m not drunk, you’re drunk. Why are you taking away my car keys?” of medical dissension.

the Shammgod is 7/10, but the real humiliation is 175-pound Fox knocking 250-pound Ayton halfway across the lane like a putz

I doubt Rodgers interacted with him much if at all.

Yeah, one can only wonder if dude would still be employed if he simply kept Rodgers name out of his mouth/tweet.

Must not be 3rd and short.

I certainly don’t think there’s any excuse for choking a pregnant woman. But someone had to step in and stop Mrs. Rivers already.

Right? Cora just has to show up and then Trump and Suckabee will spin it into, “Alex Cora was very concerned for Puerto Rico, but he said we did an amazing job and continue to do great work.” Then Cora denies it and Trump and Suckabee double down and everyone forgets about it 48 hours later. There is no winning that…

It won’t happen, but if Cora spoke and criticized the government’s actions in Puerto Rico, and either made President Trump stand there and take it or grab the mic himself for a, uh, “rebuttal”, it might be worth doing.

This. Plus in the wake of the WS, many players specifically cited the team’s diversity as a strength and a key to the success of their season. Cora’s the public face of the team right now. Why undermine that by showing any respect to a man who paints brown people as evil?