Doing that ends up with your team in a 25 year playoff drought. 

They did just that, and they did get a lot of luck as their phytahg shows. It wasn’t anywhere near enough.

The Mariners went 89-73, which seems to be an odd place for them to start tearing things down, but their pythag was only 77-85, so they were at a true talent level of a considerably lesser team.

My kids think “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!” and “Do you have any Grey Poupon?” are hilarious.

That’s kind of where I am. I don’t really see how adding two more Cincinnati Reds makes baseball any better. Especially since with television, those teamless markets could actually watch a competitive much easier than even the last wave of expansion.

That Celtics offense is in a bad place right now. I was at the game last night—basically anything that wasn’t Kyrie off the dribble made Nuggets fans very happy. Jaylen Brown is kinda just...there a lot of the time in half-court sets, Hayward looks like a shell of himself right now, and that vaunted Celtics Bench…

Exactly. I would root for almost anyone over Dan Gilbert. 

The only thing I regret this year is not being able to give this all the stars it deserves

Raymond’s video meetings are worthless, and include nothing more than Raymond describing the action in the video

Irvin’s enthusiasm for partying is hardly a well-kept secret.  I expect he just went out a little hard the night before and was sweating it out under the lights.

You are Gotdamn right. Look at the 19-20 second mark, and it’s clear as day.  Honestly, I can’t decide whether Irvin would have been the worst, or the best person to be asked that on national TV.

He probably waited til the break so he could get some of that good stuff for some extra forceful sportshouting.

When he throws the towel at him, he’s got that, “Motherfucker, we ALL know you are on so much coke right now” look on his face.

Has Stephen A. ever thought better of anything?

Reiss should have posted that at 4:20 PM. That would have been....nice.

Here’s your damn star...

nm

Nothing succeeds like tzatsiki.

Dear Lord, look at how long those shorts are!!!