What does Dave Roberts’ music sound like?  I’m thinking the Tums jingle.

You’d think Johnson would’ve learned to live with his aides by now.

Oh crap! I better not play. I think I’d be scared to find my true self.

+1 infected host

It shows you who you really are.

Tom Scoop said to himself that it was not such a hollow world, after all. He had discovered a great law of human action, without knowing it—namely, that in order to make a man or a boy covet a thing, it is only necessary to make the thing difficult to attain. If he had been a great and wise philosopher, like the…

As much as I hate to admit it, I think Nagy in Chicago (former Chiefs OC) is pushing his way onto that list as well. Suddenly Mitch looks pretty good, Cohen is an animal (and Tyreek Hill lookalike), and the Bears offense is better than their defense for the first time since Sid Luckman. I gotta think Mahomes play this…

This situation is only tragic now. It is completely sans comic.

Jesus, another blue line violation. 

If you don’t scare them, they’ll scare you

Please note that I do NOT endorse pissing with the stall door open.

... took me a minute

Haley leaving the Browns parking lot...

will turn this 2-5-1 team around

“Fire Lue, Fire Hue, Hire Drew” -- Cleveland

At least the third season of Making A Murderer will be better.

Give it up, Tom. An Oort Cloud is not walking through that door. 

Chuso is my fucking hero. She competed the Produnova along with only one other gymnast, Dipa Karmakar, in the 2016 Olympics. Karmakar was the first ever female gymnast to represent India in the Olympics.

She also had leukemia! A decade before all this...