Chuso is fucking incredible. She’s (a little) older than me, and I can’t even begin to imagine the amount of dedication and flexibility required to even hop over the vault. Without flipping. 

Don’t forget what Sean Payton is doing with Taysom Hill. Has a QB ever been on the field so much without throwing a pass?

In support: compare and contrast the skills and NFL career arcs of Robert Griffin III (offensive coordinator: Shanahan) in Washington DC with Pat Mahomes today.

Reid never had that skill in Philadelphia. See McNabb, Donovan. He does have incredible skill in developing young quarterbacks. But for Reid, his scheme is definitely first and foremost. He’s a little less rigid with that nowadays but I would still say he’s a system guy. 

I wondered what happened to her after she got fired from The Blaze.

No.

+1 Summer sausage.

Not to be that guy, but 2004 players throwing opening pitches is going to take, like, 19 hours.

No article mentioning him should leave that bit out. 1) Because he’s a “small government” guy who also used pulled that bullshit, and 2) this is tangible harm he’s caused people. While I believe his rhetoric is harmful, others may not, but there’s no denying his thievery. 

They’re just pissed that Schilling and not their AAA affiliate in Pawtucket got to bankrupt the state of Rhode Island.

Who loses this much before they get to Vegas?

Weird how you never see John Smoltz and H. Jon Benjamin in the same room.

Hamilton, you are undermining your own point by focusing on the superficial, like Jake Tapper’s shiny hair, when those socks are sitting right there staring us in the face!

Man, if only they’d started talking about voter fraud or the migrant caravan instead of their shitty football teams, they’d probably be the best of friends.

Welcome to the Deadspin commentariat, Emmitt Smith!

Is he telling people to vote no or vote neighnay?

So you’re saying the gas and oil industry is backing a particular horse in this race?

Also, the Jets play in Jersey’s asshole.

I’m not sure I buy West’s explanation, but only because it’s not self-aggrandizing enough.