“Instead of attending the games, these women should follow the action online, where no one has ever been, or will ever be, horny.”

Even Michael J Fox thinks that’s a little too much. 

It worked! Good jerb!

Not so much beefing as the Celtics are putting the Eastern Conference on notice. 

Down Throws Brown!

Eh, Machado about nothing, if you ask me. 

The introduction of Mark Wahlberg makes this my favorite story of the year. The only thing that could make it better is if it was the Mark Wahlberg from Antiques Roadshow.  

Horse appears to be in charge here, but this is France—if he makes it into the kitchen he’ll be quartered and in the walk-in before he knows it.

“I like a beer...”

It came tearing in because it thought one of the patrons was in UB40

The horse’s name?  Brett Kavaneigh 

Brady is 16-0 against the Dolphins in Foxboro.

She realized if she married him she would have to watch White Sox games all of the time.

He wasn’t setting up on the block, I guess that’s because POST MALONE SUCKS

There’s the rub. I’ve been outside my hometown (which can be *any rural town in most states in this country), and as a result I have met people with different life experiences and grown as a person. The fuckheads that stay put think they know it all, and they ain’t changing their voting/views in the foreseeable…

Kamala reminds me of Bernie (although I find her to be VASTLY more intelligent) in that people are jumping on the bandwagon without really knowing much about her. I think we’re all thirsty for a woman president, particularly one who is a minority given how shitty representation is in general, I get it. But she is very…

If loving Frozen makes you a cute sports baby, Ted Williams may finally get one last hurrah as a Sox mascot.

At least post a REAL samurai.