Football is heroin, baseball is Lunesta, Mets baseball is...Olestra and Movantik?

My college roommates and I we’re Buoniconti aficionados from his time on Inside the NFL and references to him became a running inside joke for years.  He was entertaining and a good man who will be missed.  Good on him for calling out the NFL on its bullshit and for having a sense of shame about poor decisions in the…

Someone better warn John Elway not to go grazing out there.

This checks out - I used to live basically at that corner (miss that awesome taco place).  

I’d vote for Tomsula but I suspect he’s already being recruited by Lifehacker.

That Paul Pasqualoni line had me laughing.  Nice.

Who among us hasn’t dreamed of dancing naked under a tree in Serbia to classic European techno-pop?

I love that we’re continuing this conversation 7+ months later. It is I who have truly been checkmated sir.

I agree that this looks terrible for the Knicks and they truly messed up, but I’m worried that they MIGHT have stumbled into a better long term situation. KD will likely remain really awesome after his recovery, but he may not be the same player worth essentially $50M+ for three years. Also Kyrie is kind of…

If they can somehow manage a sign and trade with Walker/Rozier/Irving to keep Horford, that would be a huge win for the Celtics.  Kemba is already a big win - I think he fits better than Irving but they still need a reliable  pick and roll big who is also serviceable on defense.

Yes, hence the reason I’m glad.

Whatever, I’m just glad he gave the Celtics the shaft.

Counterpoint - Please do it Nets!

Expendables 4: 2019-20 Lakers Edition

Meh, they’re probably all just dick pics:

Neither did Mike McCarthy.

Usually, it’s Gase doing the losing.

Your new electoral college America:

With the fourth pick in the 2019 NBA draft, the New York Knicks select Rui Hachimura from Gonzaga.

“Mike, at your leisure” - now that’s how a “Real Man” signs his correspondence.