I always knew Chris wasn’t a “Real Man,” but what I didn’t know is that self-proclaimed Real Men end their correspondence with “[name], at your leisure.”

I always knew Chris wasn’t a “Real Man,” but what I didn’t know is that self-proclaimed Real Men end their…

This is how I picture it

His Spidey sense didn’t see that chin coming.

Is everyone else seeing this ham advertisement to the left of the article? I don’t think I’ve engaged in any ham-related searches lately so is Drew’s content now sponsored by fine Spanish meats?

So I wanted everything in paragraph one to happen but their season actually ending last night was in no way painful. The entire season was a dreary slog and now that it’s done, I feel like I can actually look forward to next season. I’m open to all possibilities - Kyrie and AD and whatever young guys remain would be…

Not knowing what conference or maybe even which teams you are watching, an obsession with “fiber,” a [racially coded] disdain for “swag,” a vague conversation ending quote when you don’t feel like talking about something anymore (“you never know”) - I think Dave Gettleman is my deceased grandpa.

This really sucks.  RIP Hondo.

I think you pretty much nailed it Albert.

I just had to buy a new microwave and it turns out, you can mute all the dings on mine and many other models.  From CNET:

Finally, a coach is no one.

Kellerman ejection - big deal or no big deal?

Yes, I completely whiffed on this and will gladly endure the subsequent replies pointing out my idiocy. That being said, I’m far less conflicted now about Philly possibly losing to the Nets.  

GET IN THE HOLE!

Not sure how I feel about this.  On the one hand, Philly bounced in first round making it less likely Butler re-signs and giving Simmons more fuel to leave in free agency in a couple of years does sound good.  On the other hand, Celtics playing the Raptors in round 2 scares me since I fear that matchup more than the…

I can’t wait to see how many new characters they introduce this season. I suspect (older) Howland Reed will be one of them - maybe he can be played by John Moschitta.

Usually the best time is whenever I’m reading the weekly Funbag. Drew’s prose really just gets things moving down there.

I love that Philly likely has to play Brooklyn and then Toronto.  

Nothing new

I think Paul Sidwell has a little crush on Albert. Maybe angling to change Albert’s diaper?

My wife’s night guard is absolutely disgusting even though she cleans it every other day. However, her awful daily headaches went away almost immediately after starting to use it, so its money well spent.