My favorite Laimbeer highlight:

The kid’s already flopping with no contact.

I had those shoes.  They ruled.

Someone WILL pull out their phone to tie their shoes during the dunk contest this year, like Dee Brown and his Reebok pumps back in the 90s. I’m getting old.

All this food was served at room temp (at best) or cold, which makes it exponentially worse. 

You don’t need a functioning brain to go to Syracuse anyway.

OK, so no plan B, but what about a plan BBB?

The Jets theme song should just be the Curb Your Enthusiasm music

Swaggy pee-pee.

I’m sure MANY Arizonans are excited for the debut of the Kliff Kingsbury Kardinals. Can’t wait to see the endzone signs.

I love this guy. You go Dale.

Maybe he should try curling.  

I’m not sure what language the “Exhibit A” above was (kind of sounded Vietnamese - maybe Thai?) but it was far better than most current English language play-by-play.  

This guy is pretty good at preventing goals:

I think Pantone is going to need to add a “Gruden Red”

I believe Walt Disney was from Kansas City so maybe its some kind of tribute?

I wonder what tipped them off?