Sounds like he just had a Sr. moment.

Do you work in the League office?

Goodell: Who’s to say these retired NFL players didn’t develop their CTE from curling? We’ll never be able to say for sure.

In a related story, Knicks players drink Metamucil before every game, resulting in them shitting themselves on the court every night.

It would be great if all these awesome new freshmen congresswoman continue to incessantly shit-talk “the motherfucker”(and his family) for the next two years. I love it. Your move Ayanna Pressley.

Does anyone else get the feeling that Lil’ Donny just basically ignores his old family and 5(!) kids at this point - and they are completely fine with that?

Was Michael Vick involved in this at all?

Didn’t LaVar Ball already try this?

Sounds like Stephen A. is angling to write a book with Merril Hoge.

“I can’t put my finger on it but I feel like the wrong Gruden is coaching my team...”

I would use it to hold my tunnel to the quantum realm.

That’s the response I was looking for.

Coaching in Greece? Come again?

Damn, that’s good parenting.

What are you talking about, I just said “WHip”?

Nothing new for Nance - he called this guy “Mr. Whip”

Turning this column over to Bill Simmons is really just rubbing salt in Drew’s wounds...or whatever the hell is wrong with him. Get better Drew!

The cameras were just to make sure Embiid wasn’t living there rent-free.